Countdown to Irrelevance

By Manoj Ahirwar on AppTrack Ninja.

Your cultural expiration date

Ever wonder when you officially become old? We did the math. Countdown to Irrelevance shows you 100+ personalized milestones tracking your inevitable descent into obsolescence. Each countdown is brutally honest, darkly funny, and uncomfortably accurate. WHAT YOU'LL DISCOVER: - When you're too old for "entry level" jobs - When hangovers start lasting 2+ days - When you become the oldest person at the club - When your slang becomes cringe - When you're closer to death than birth - When recovery takes longer than the workout - When your friends have kids (and you pretend to care) - When celebrit…

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